Lizzie’s Pad

This Week, I Have Mostly...

2008-07-05T17:40:42Z

been eaten half alive by whatever insect was using me as a smorgasbord before. Whatever it is, it's living at KT's and I definately seem to be having some sort of allergic reaction to it as a couple of the bites are bright red and swollen to abou...

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Shop, Shop, Shop, Shop!

2008-06-30T23:15:49Z

KT finally took everything he needed to off his pute so we could take it in for a fix. It's been slow for a few months now and even when he first managed to get infected with the Beetle virus that's doing the rounds, he still insisted on logging ...

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The Ruins

2008-06-30T22:15:24Z

KT and I went to see this at the end of last week and we both quite anjoyed it. There weren't too many goofs to distract us from the story, well, there was one major one where someone's blown off nose grew back for a later shot, but you know, wha...

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Queen Of Random - Microwaved Mash

2008-06-28T09:46:36Z

Me: Number 2 Daughter, time to cook your mash N2D runs to the kitchen... Microwave starts up N2D: Oh shhhh..... Microwave: Ping! N2D: I forgot to put the dish in!

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Pretty Bleeping Funny

2008-06-28T09:32:27Z

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The Elastic String Has Killed My Brain

2008-06-21T17:26:40Z

I've just had the sweetest young girl and her friend (who seemed to be trying to hide behind my honeysuckle) knock (rather ferociously, I might add) at the door to let me know I'd left the keys in it. I. Am. A Dipstick. Thanks girls!

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I Know What I'm Going To Be Dreaming About Tonight...

2008-06-21T17:24:36Z

it will involve elastic string and me trying to make it stay knotted. There will be hundreds of shell keyrings and tri-bead bracelets and I shall be the one trying to keep up to task with keeping them tied so the beads (and shell bits - don't for...

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It's Incredible

2008-06-21T17:00:53Z

We took the kids to see The Incredible Hulk last night. Amazingly, just for once, everyone enjoyed the film. In my view, the film was faithful to the TV show and the comics, had plenty of references to both to look out for and wasn't too bad a st...

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The School Inspector

2008-06-18T15:23:30Z

There was an OFSTED school inspector sharing anecdotes on the radio this afternoon. He told three stories of note. The first was when he got to watch a school nativity. The little girl playing Mary burst in to tears and he bent down and asked he...

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Duh Moment of the Day - Gas

2008-06-18T15:10:31Z

Picture the scene. KT and I were walking through Ipswich, when my nostrils were assailed by a strong smell of gas. It's one of the things I am hyper sensitive to so we weren't surprised to see a British Gas van parked around the corner. What we w...

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