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I couldn't help myself. He sat there, looking smug and I knew I was going to get him for it. He couldn't run away. He was mine for the taking. I really couldn't help it. I whispered in his ear what I was going to do. He looked scared.
I showed him the knife I had chosen especially for the task. In my head, I could hear the dramatic slash music from Psycho. It was now or never.
I plunged the knife into the side of his head and sliced down. His face smudged from the tears, but it was too late.
His head split asunder, I gouged out his seeds and roasted them with a sprinkling of oil and some salt, whilst baking his flesh. I sat, nonchalantly, watching Forensic Files on the telly as I skinned him, before blitzing his remains in a blender. I made muffins and pies and ate him... he was delicious.