32 posts tagged “outside link”

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UM 275

State :: of War
Lively :: Sprightly
Valet :: Service
Traction :: Engine
Official :: Programme
Red hot :: Chili Peppers
Powder :: Keg
Replies :: Answers
Flagrant :: Disregard
Tweet:: E-pie ;o)

Unconscious Mutterings

UM 274

Thug :: Bully
Slurp :: Slushie
Alley :: Cat
Sweater vest :: Nerd
Targeted :: Area
Snazzy :: Shades
Oy! :: Vey!
Jury duty :: Responsibility
Low fat :: Yogurt
Responsibility :: Purpose

 

UM 273

Questioning :: Look
Immunity :: Safety
Online dating :: Lucky Dip
Calcium :: Deposit
Dressing :: Up
Bucket :: Head
Stain :: Remover
Advanced :: Furtherment
Dramatic :: Exit
Self-medication :: Ibuprofen

 

No UM 272 in the archives so:

UM 271

Silence :: Deafening
Wall :: Brick
Killed :: Murdered
Wishful :: Thinking
Poodle :: 's Arse
Sullen :: Glance
Do not disturb :: Sign
Philadelphia :: Cheese
Anticipation :: Teasing opportunity 
Sidewalk :: Hopscotch

 

UM 270

Nutritious :: and delicious, tastes just like chicken
Graduate :: College
Tonight! :: West Side Story
Located :: HERE
Weapon :: of Choice
Jumper :: Cable
Collectibles :: Dust magnets
Dennis :: The Menace
Hostile :: Intentions
Vivid :: Imagination

 

UM 269

Stuffed :: Animal
Gills :: Stuffed to the
Distance :: Runner
Panties :: Hooge
Checkered :: Past
Fill in :: Forms
Taunting :: Mean activity
Diner :: American
Pizza :: Base
Best friend :: KT

 

UM 268

Money :: Can't buy you love
Unhappy :: Clown
Joking :: Aside
Chipmunk :: Theodore
Date :: Stamp
Slideshow :: Flickr
Chicago :: Town Pizza
Lifetime :: Achievement
Skid row :: Down and Out
Edward :: Bear

 

UM 267

Paranormal :: Activity
Alarm :: Bells
Operative :: Word
Changing :: Places
Framed :: Photo
Beer :: Keg
Referral :: Sent on
Unmasked :: Revealed
Movie star :: Glamour
Handbook :: Hitch-Hiker's Guide

 

UM 266

Homicide :: Detective
Divisive :: Unsettled
Flash :: Ahhh! He'll Save Every One Of Us!
Steaming :: Pile
Crunch :: Number
Look out! :: Duck!
Anticipating :: Waiting
Slim :: Jim
Navel :: Jewel
Help :: I Need Somebody

 

UM 265

Chemical :: Brothers
Poker :: Face
Federal :: Agent
Mattress :: Cover
Who am I? :: Guess Who
Investigation :: Federal Bureau of
In good hands :: Handing over trust
8:30 :: am
Creditors:: Owed
Resource :: Library

 First we have Jeremy Clarkson - an old staple of the show who many people feel would make an excellent Prime Minister, driving the Atom.

 The Top Gear Car-Boat Challenge

 
Why you shouldn't try and get across a railway level crossing when a train is coming

This is Richard Hammond reliving the crash I told you about at your Vox - you really appreciate how lucky he was to survive it.

 

Billy Baxter, an ex-soldier asked to be allowed a chance at beating the slowest score on the celebrity course. Normally people will right in for a go at the course and get ignored. What gave Billy his chance, is that he is totally blind.

 

 

Visit Top Gear to see more of what this bunch is all about.

Protocol :: Special rules
Girlfriends :: Young love
Shoulders :: Hurtses!
Coming home :: exciting
Let it in :: The lurve
Honor :: Blackman
Tyler :: Durdan
Thriller :: Chiller
Angela:: Lansbury
The winner is :: always going to say something wrong or forget someone

Unconscious Mutterings

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 Passport :: Photo
Small world :: It's a...
Radio :: Gaga
Marine :: Life
Wall :: to wall carpeting
Wanna be :: a rockstar
Pigtails :: Me!
Hyphen :: Connection
9.99 :: and a penny change from a tenner!
Unrated :: Unmarked

Unconscious Mutterings

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What women want :: R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
Epidemic :: Obesity
Taxes :: the brain
Hello :: Kitty
Confidential :: LA
Lights :: are on, but nobody's home
Summation :: Conclusion
Hard feelings :: Angry
Electric :: Dreams
Fresh start :: Springtime

Unconscious Mutterings

President :: Too much power
Stare :: Blank
Embrace :: Warmly
Movie :: Theatre
Everything :: Changes
Profile :: Pic
Satire :: Sarcasm
Erratic :: H
Costume :: Jewellry
Secretary :: Knows more than you think

Unconscious Mutterings

Inspired by JessicaLynn's New Song Please plea, here are some of the songs I have sung to my children as babies and tots, as well as at playgroup. If they have an action, I'll pop those in in a different colour. *flexes fingers*

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Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold
Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old

Some like it hot, some like it cold
Some like it in the pot nine days old

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I’m a little teapot short and stout
(Bend your knees and make yourself squat)
Here's my handle
(Put one hand on your hip)
Here's my spout
(Put your other arm up in the air in the form of a spout)
When I get all steamed up hear me shout
Tip me up and pour me out!
(Bend to the side and imitate pouring)

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Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns!
One a penny, two a penny
Hot cross buns!
If you have no daughters
Give them to your sons
One a penny, two a penny
Hot cross buns!

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Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.
(Pop your cheek with your finger instead of saying pop - kids love it)

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Five little monkeys
Jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said,
" Put that monkey straight to bed!"

Four little monkeys etc.. until you get to the last monkey when the doctor says
"Keep those monkeys off the bed!"

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Five little monkeys
Swinging in a tree
(Hold up five fingers and make a waving motion) 
Teasing a poor crocodile
"You can't catch me"
"You can't catch me"
(Say this second one cheekily) 
 Along comes the crocodile
As quiet as can be...
(Say this in a hushed voice) 
SNAP!!!
(Clap your hands together - kids love the suspense for each successive snap) 
Continue with Four little monkeys until all monkeys
are gone , then...

No little monkeys,
Swinging in a tree
Away swims the crocodile
As full as he can be!

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Five little ducks went swimming one day
Over the dam and far away,
Mommy duck called quack quack quack,
But only four little ducks came back.

Continue with four little ducks until they are all gone then...

No little ducks went swimming one day,
Over the dam and far away,
Mummy duck called quack, quack, quack,
And Five little ducks came swimming right back.

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Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Pat it and prick it and mark it with B
Put it in the oven for Baby and me

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Incy Wincey spider went up the water spout
(Make a spider using your right thumb against your left index finger and vice-versa, then 'walk' him up a spout)
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
(Put your hands in the air and make wiggling motions as you pull your hands down)
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
(Make a huge sun by opening your arms into a circle)
And Incey Wincey spider went up the spout again
(Make 'Wincey' walk back up the pipe)

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Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such sport
And the dish ran away with the spoon

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Row, row, row your boat
(Make rowing motions and continue through this verse)
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream

Rock, rock, rock your boat
(Make sideways rocking motions until the last line)
Gently down the river
If you see a polar bear,
Don't forget to shiver - Brrr!
(Wrap your arms around yourself and shiver)

Row, row, row your boat
(Rowing motions until the end)
Gently down the stream
If you see a crocodile,
Don't forget to scream!
(Little ones love to yell here)

 

Phew, I am out of touch with typing! I've got more to share, so will make this a reason to keep blogging!

 

Try Kiddle Mojo's Musical Mouseum for more rhymes and the tunes for some of the above.

Emma Clarke - I guarantee as a Brit with a telly or radio that you will have heard her voice. You may not recognise it on the spoof ones, but check out the Create-Your-Own-Voiceover page.

I've suggested an alternate version of the spoof below for Americans *nods*